"history is boring and not important"
"young people don’t want to watch war movies"
"only middle-age men are interested in military"
"war movies are only about shooting and fighting"
"soldiers are just mindless killing beasts"
"all characters in every war movie are the same"
"no ones gives a fuck about what happenned like 100 years ago lol"
"there’s nothing interesting about some men killing each other for no reason"
Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.
ONE POST TO RULE THEM ALL, ONE POST TO FIND THEM, ONE POST TO BRING THEM ALL AND IN THE DARKNESS BIND THEM.
- TITUS ANDRONICUS
- ROMEO AND JULIET
- JULIUS CAESAR
- KING LEAR
- ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA
- THE COMEDY OF ERRORS
- THE TAMING OF THE SHREW
- TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA
- THE MERCHANT OF VENICE
- A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM
- LOVE’S LABOR’S LOST
- AS YOU LIKE IT
- MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING
- TWELFTH NIGHT
- ALL’S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
- MEASURE FOR MEASURE
- THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR
- KING JOHN
- RICHARD II
- HENRY IV PART I
- HENRY IV PART II
- HENRY V
- HENRY VI PART I
- HENRY VI PART II
- HENRY VI PART III
- RICHARD III
- HENRY VIII
THERE YOU GO. THAT SHOULD BE EVERY FUCKING PLAY IN THE FIRST FOLIO.
i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
HERE’S THE FULL MUSICAL SCORE (some bits are cut off, but they’re easy enough to fill in with any soundtrack)
GO FORTH AND ENJOY
french people are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast
this pun was wasted on you all
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
what even was this film about
Shrubberies, curtains, French knights, and swallows.
Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.
I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.
I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.
Put on eye liner. for myself.
Put on my favorite red lipstick. for myself.
Showed a bit of skin. for myself
I wanted to be beautiful. For myself.
this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites